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bludgertothehead:

but why do famous people get things for free if they’re the ones that can afford it 

(Source: fantastcbeasts)

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x awwww-cute:

My girlfriend’s rat dog doesn’t let me poop in peace
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nico-diangelcakes:

nico-diangelcakes:

So i have this giant pencil right

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I think we all know where this is going.

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the amount of people saying that they were expecting me to shove it up my ass is alarming

(Source: nicodiangelbabe)

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